Who wants to become a god? Aren't you all forcing me?

#219 - Chapter 219 Fatal Nose-Stabbing

Li Chenqiu frowned and asked, puzzled, "Why are you asking this?"

Xiang Nanzhi scratched her head: "I've never ridden a dragon in my life. Can you transform into one for me to ride?"

Li Chenqiu: (￣(工)￣)

"Can't transform."

"Then how about a phoenix?"

"Can't transform."

"Then can you transform into a King Kong like in the movies?"

"Can't transform."

"Surely you can transform into a tiger!"

"Can't transform."

"Then what can you transform into?"

"I can transform into the King of Hell. Want to ride me?"

"Really!?"

"Just kidding."

……

As night fell, the fire lit by Li Chenqiu and Xiang Nanzhi became the only color in the darkness.

Xiang Nanzhi held the skewered eagle meat, turning it over the fire, occasionally sprinkling some cumin, which Li Chenqiu loved.

Juice dripped from the crispy roasted skin, falling into the fire, making a "sizzling" sound.

The smell of the sauce mingled with the aroma of the meat, spreading around.

Click—

Li Chenqiu pushed open the car door and walked to Xiang Nanzhi's side.

"Tell me, am I amazing or what!" Xiang Nanzhi shook the grilled meat in her hand triumphantly, looking at Li Chenqiu expectantly.

Li Chenqiu squatted down, fanned the smell towards his nose with his hand, and praised without reservation, "I can't believe you have this talent!"

"Hahaha, there are many things you don't know about me." Xiang Nanzhi smiled smugly, "Want to learn? I'll teach you!"

Li Chenqiu shook his head: "No, I just like to eat."

"By the way, are we still driving all night tonight?" Xiang Nanzhi raised her eyebrows and asked.

"Yeah." Li Chenqiu responded calmly.

"Ah——" Xiang Nanzhi's tone lengthened: "Let's take a break, we've been rushing day and night for two days, please, it's too tiring!"

Li Chenqiu gave Xiang Nanzhi a speechless look: "I'm the one driving at night, how are you tired?"

"That… I can't sleep well, yeah, that's it, I can't sleep well!" Xiang Nanzhi pointed to her non-existent dark circles and said: "The car you drive is too bumpy, I have to wake up every few minutes, how can I sleep!"

"Your snoring is almost as loud as a drill, and you blurt out a sleep-talking sentence every few minutes. You can't sleep well?" Li Chenqiu questioned.

"You…" Xiang Nanzhi was momentarily speechless. After a few seconds of silence, she continued to argue: "My mind is asleep, but my body isn't. I wake up with aches all over!"

"Cut off whatever hurts, you can regenerate anyway." Li Chenqiu said angrily.

Xiang Nanzhi stood up in disbelief and pointed at Li Chenqiu with the grilled meat: "How can a mouth with a temperature of thirty-six degrees say such cold words? You've disappointed me so much!"

"Give up on that thought, I won't go camping with you, at least not now." Li Chenqiu snatched the grilled meat.

Xiang Nanzhi said with heartache: "Li Chenqiu, you've chilled me to the bone!"

"My pleasure." Li Chenqiu replied with a smile.

"I can't stand it, you're just too annoying!"

Xiang Nanzhi threw down the grilled meat in her hand and launched a flying kick at Li Chenqiu.

Bang!

"What are you doing? I'm injured!"

"I'm hitting the injured!"

"I haven't been afraid of anyone within the confines of the forbidden area. Do you really think I can't beat you?"

"Come on, come on, I beg you to beat me to death!"

……

Ten miles away from the two, on the open wilderness.

More than a dozen off-road vehicles sped across the wilderness with bright high beams, the roar of the engines was especially harsh in the night.

Dust flew everywhere they passed.

Behind these dozen off-road vehicles were pairs of scarlet eyes. They scattered around, like a fishing net, trying to surround the group of vehicles.

But whenever they were about to succeed, the group of vehicles would suddenly accelerate, tearing a gap.

At this moment, the front off-road vehicle lowered its window, and a young man stuck his head out from the passenger seat, looking at the wolf pack behind him, and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Yo-hoo, exciting!!!"

This person was named Bai Qiu, a direct descendant of the Divine Fox Tribe.

"Hahaha, stupid wolves, come and chase us!"

"Drive faster up front, we're about to be caught up!"

"Coward, with Uncle Song leading the team, what are you afraid of!"

"These wolves are really persistent. Is it really necessary to chase us for so long just for killing their cubs?"

"Not only persistent but also stupid. They have no idea what kind of beings we are!"

"It's so much fun. I'm afraid they won't chase us. This is much more interesting than those make-believe games in the tribe!"

More and more young people followed Bai Qiu, sticking their heads out of the windows. Some even stretched half their bodies out.

As if doing so could prove how brave and fearless they were.

Bai Qiu grinned, pulled out the pistol from his waist, and shouted, "Come on, shoot, kill them!"

As he spoke, Bai Qiu closed his left eye and pulled the trigger.

Bang!

"Awoo~"

Accompanied by a wail, a wolf fell heavily to the ground and was then trampled into minced meat by other wolves.

Bang bang bang——

For a time, gunshots rang out one after another, and the gun flashes were like stars in the wilderness, flickering on and off.

Bai Qiu's face was clearly illuminated by the gun flashes, and his hideous smiling face was particularly terrifying, sometimes bright, sometimes dark.

"Hahaha, come on, come all over here!" Bai Qiu laughed wildly.

"Little Qiu, it looks like someone is stationed ahead." Song Yue, who was driving, said.

"Hmm?" Bai Qiu raised his eyebrows upon hearing this and turned his head to look ahead.

In the distance, a small point of fire swayed in the wind.

"I'll re-plan the route, we'll go around them." Song Yue said in a deep voice.

He reached out and flipped the left turn signal of the off-road vehicle, and was about to turn left with both hands on the steering wheel when Bai Qiu reached out and pressed the steering wheel.

"Hmm?" Song Yue looked at Bai Qiu in confusion: "What's wrong?"

The corners of Bai Qiu's mouth curled up, revealing a playful smile: "Uncle Song, let's continue driving forward!"

Song Yue frowned: "Continuing forward will involve innocent people. If your father finds out about this, I'm afraid he will blame you."

Bai Qiu smiled indifferently and put his hand on Song Yue's shoulder: "I'm just driving according to the prescribed route, what am I doing wrong? Drive forward."

"This is not appropriate…"

"I'm telling you to drive forward." Bai Qiu's tone became heavier, saying each word one by one.

Song Yue pursed his lips, silently turned off the left turn signal, and drove straight ahead.

At this time, Li Chenqiu and Xiang Nanzhi were completely unaware of this and were fiercely brawling.

"Are you sick? Is that how you fight? Can't you have some manners?!" Xiang Nanzhi cursed.

At this time, Li Chenqiu gritted his teeth and used his legs to tightly clamp Xiang Nanzhi's neck, making her upper body unable to move.

After hearing Xiang Nanzhi's words, Li Chenqiu laughed in anger: "You've already used your hands to poke my nostrils, and you're still talking to me about manners? Get your legs off!"

"You still dare to talk to me in a commanding tone? I see you haven't been able to tell who's who lately. Watch my deadly scissor kick!"

Xiang Nanzhi's feet exerted force, clamping Li Chenqiu's head even tighter.

"Are you still breastfeeding? Can you be normal?!"

"Deadly Nostril-Poking Hand!"

"Ah!"

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Author's words: School is about to start, I wish you all success in your studies, be happy and laugh a lot ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

I will take a day off tomorrow and then save a draft of 4,000 words to make it easier in the future. Thank you all.